It's the Barnacle Group...They are asking us questions about...something to do with the substitutionary atonement???
"Hank, it's Walter Martin calling from Heaven. He says you really need to take the "Bible Answer Man" program to a completely Calvinistic format. You will understand later."
They'd been praying that the effectual call would finally come for Dad.
"Wally is on the phone for you, dear. He says he just got engaged to a young lady named Amy Raldian, and now he believes in universal redemption!"
"Emir, It's James White again, he says you are wrong."
Hahahaha.. oh, man. Stranger, that is hilarious.
"They said that many are called.""Tell them, 'Yes, but I have not been chosen.'"
It's your mother. She wants to know why you insisted on making your sons parakeet into soup. She insists what you really need is the paraclete, and that involves a real filling.