The Lonely RoadI became a byword (an object of scorn) to them. They who sit in [the city's] gate talk about me, and I am the song of the drunkards.Psalm 69:11-12
Whenever ol' Rafe McCracken isn't teaching the tenets of Calvinism at the local Bible School, he can be found entertaining the village with his moonwalk.
Ha. Election? Predestination? In the Bible? He must think we've never read the thing.
On warm Spring days the men of East Arminianville would gather outside the barbershop and cajole those who passed by. Their favorite was when Reverend John Calvin III would walk by and they could shout their free will proof texts at him.