Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Just for Laughs! #8


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18 comments:

  1. Okay! Okay! I will sing "Happy Birthday" for John Calvin tomorrow!

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  2. GIVE ME BACK MY BOOK ON SANCTIFICATION!!

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  3. How dare you question my humility!!!

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  4. And I'm not losing my temper, either!

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  5. "God loves you and has a wonderful plan for your life!!! Now are you going to believe me or what?!?!?"

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  6. Gary thought he would try out his new philosophy: Militant Evangelism.

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  7. Inspired by medieval Catholics, Higgins decided to give evangelism by physical violence a try.

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  8. Henry took a much too literal view of Matthew 11:12 "And from the days of John the Baptist until now the kingdom of heaven suffers violence, and the violent take it by force."

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  9. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to be taken to jail where you will await trial and hopefully not get off on a technicality.

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  10. Depak Chopra's nephew finally just snapped when Joel Olsteen's nephew kept inviting him to the church's yoga class as a way to evangelize him.

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  11. Obviously this guy is not elect!

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  12. Jason gives a demonstration of "enhanced witnessing techniques."

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  13. Scene from "Righteous Indignation" - I am so holy enough to get angry!!

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  14. Here's your doctrines of grace, wise guy! How'd ya to have five points of Calvinism planted on your two lips?

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  15. Wilbur whatddya mean you don't believe in predestination! It's in the Bible!

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  16. I'm supposed to be writing my sermon but now I have to put up with the likes of you!

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  17. What d'ya mean Spurgeon's beard was funny looking?! You take it back or else!

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