Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Just for Laughs #367

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7 comments:

  1. O give me a church where the Calvinists roam
    Where discussions of doctrine abound
    Where seldom is heard a heretical word
    And big books by the Puritans are found.

    Church on Gospel ground
    Where discussions of doctrine abound
    Where seldom is heard a heretical word
    And big books by the Puritans are found.

    (To the tune of Home on the Range)

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  2. clapclapclapclapclapclapclapbravoclapclapclap

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  3. Osteen can you say by the Gospel's great light,
    What so proudly you fail to proclaim from your pulpit.
    Whose Remonstrance was aimed at Reformed theology,
    Arminius regressed into Roman soteriology.

    Charles Wesley was swayed
    Charles Finney was too
    Charles Spurgeon was not; he was God's mighty tool.

    The atonement was effective for God's providential plan
    By the will of God
    Not the will of man.

    (Tune of The Star Spangled Banner - could probably use more verses)

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  4. Jim, I hope you can see the standing ovation.

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  5. Not-so-slim Jim (kids are cruel) and his Ma decided to start one of those new "relevant" praise bands in their little house church on the prairie. However, when they started, they realized they didn't have much to actually say and just ended up repeating "Jesus" over and over again.

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    1. LOL that's pretty good.

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  6. Aaron, that was great! I actually laughed so loud (a short burst) that my wife thought I bought the farm...and I can't afford to feed any livestock right now, much less, grow potatoes and corn.

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