This is Super-Apostle and Pastor, Snooky LaMentos, signing out from the Holy Land, Dallas, Texas. Be sure to tune in tomorrow for another, "Anointing Over the Airwaves"!
"Cole C. Colville, who recently converted to Calvinism, has broken out of his cage. He is foaming at the mouth and armed with a bunch of tulips and Calvin's Institutes. Based on the trail of scattered "Chosen By God" books, Colville is headed straight for Finneyville. Finneyville residents are warned to stay in their homes and lock the doors. Do not engage in debates. We will keep you updated as events unfold..."
Radio-Free Geneva, pre - James White, featuring Geneva Osborn leaking secret recipes from last Sunday's pot luck.
"Benny Hinn... this is the Holy Spirit. This year is going to be the year of super-amazing... PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE WOMAN AT THE MICROPHONE!!! PAY NO ATTENTION!"