"You mean to say that The Pope has us fighting the Muslims now but in the 21st century the Pope is going to say that we all worship the same God?"
"I think I'm having a crisis of faith. My helmet of salvation feels like it doesn't fit anymore."
At the monthly of the Ephesians 6, Sir Gwyn was late, Sir Dave was out sick, and the discussion of loin girding went nowhere.
Oh man, am I embarrassed. I thought this was the Billy Graham Crusades!
Liberal Christianity- All armored up but lacking shields of faith.
Deacon: I know Widow Gunsteen's solo version of "I Come To the Garden To Pray" was awful, but she has such good intentions.Pastor: D'oh!
I came here to drop a comment and found already 6 better captions than mine!Oh well, here goes anyways:"FIVE!""Three, sir""THREE!"
I knew it. I just knew it. The set makers got reflective stuff for the tent window, and now it looks like we're aboard the Starship Enterprise. In the 1100s.