"Are you sure this is the lectionary? Why does it have passages from 'Your Best Life Now', 'Love Wins', and 'God and the Gay Christian' instead of the Bible?"
Do you realize what this note means? It means that Norman Vincent Peale is really the grandfather of Joel Osteen!
Those dern Christians leaving their fake money lying around. Yes, I get it, Jesus is worth more than money. Now stop trying to trick me!
Neutral colored hats with black bands are OUT for 2016
No, Jim, the fact that you are a Calvinist does *not* mean that you have to believe the fortune cookie when it says you are predestined to go to hell.
"It's the Secret Gospel of Mark!" "Wait, what's this?""Why it's a 20th century grocery list!" "It MUST be true!"