Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Just for Laughs #258

Provide the element of dialog

12 comments:

  1. "That open-theist book was too much for his heart! Call 555!"

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  2. Another Calvinist bit the dust...help me find his wallet!

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  3. Pedro RubensteinMay 7, 2013 at 7:24 AM

    Talk about predestination! Your tablecloth wasn't even damaged!

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  4. If I find traces of arsenic and old lace, I'm calling Frank Capra!

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  5. Stand back! I'm a young Benny Hinn and I will attempt to heal the rip in the tablecloth!

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  6. This Arminian pastor didn't have a heart attack! He choked on Romans 9!! Quick! Get me one of those long needled syringes that you plunge into the heart!

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  7. This is not a human being - IT'S A ROBOT! Human beings are Arminian - Calvinists are...wait! He's still breathing!

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  8. He's dead. But, his sandwich hasn't been touched.

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  9. I think I overdid the slaying in the spirit.

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  10. "Hello! What's this? __Well, well. It seems that when the old boy made his final departure, he was reading this Chick tract titled, "THIS WAS YOUR LIFE."

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  11. We were talking about Calvinism. He said that if it were true, then may he be predestined to die right now. Guess he got his wish!

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  12. "Anointed-shmointed! He was slain by his cholesterol, not the holy spirit!"

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