I'm sorry, dear, but painting china isn't listed in Proverbs 31.
"Ya know, darling, I don't think Becoming a Better You was meant to be applicable to Calvinists."
Well I can find support for "cooking" food in the Bible, painting food and expecting me to eat that just doesn't seem to be in here anywhere.
This is strange. Your copy of Pilgrim's Progress is printed upside down - cover and all! It might be worth hundreds, dare I say, THOUSANDS of dollars!! What a find! AND IT'S ALL MINE! HAHAHAHA! ....Oh, I was holding it upside down.
It was sweet you volunteered dear, but hand illuminating all the church's hymnals may be a bit more than you can handle.
So you mean, some publishing company issues personalized Westminster Confessions of Faith with your name in 7,000 of its sentences?
Miss Edwards, I'm not even an Arminian and I can't understand a word of this book you gave me by your brother, Jonathan.
its true Telsa is a calvinist
Thanks for letting me read your autobiography, sis. Hey! Who is this Corky Velveeta fella?