"I've been walking through these woods for over an hour. I could've sworn that the directions were to 'turn right at the lamp post, walk about a hundred feet, and I would be right at the stage door of the theater.' Ohh, this is going to wreak havoc with my vocal chords."
"What the...?! I just walked into wardrobe, and suddenly here I am in the snowy woods. What is that creature I see over there? A faun??!!"
Corky blends, hope he's keeping an eye out for The Deerhunter!
As Larry the Puritan Guy would say, "Now that's funny right there...I don't care who thou art."
"What we need here...is a little more cowbell."