Wait a minute... Roast Beast? Isn't that what the Grinch, the Grinch himself, carved.Hmm. What's going on here?
I would've thought that the correct roasting temperature was 777 degrees. Of course, no oven I know of even goes to 666 degrees. It probably cooks better in a bottomless barbeque pit stoked with brimstone.
Maybe the "False Prophet" uses Saddle Soap?