Arminians enjoying a sing-along: "Perhaps I had a wicked childhood Perhaps I had a miserable youth But somwhere in my wicked, miserable past There must have been a moment of truth
For here you are, standing there, loving me Whether or not you should So somewhere in my youth or childhood I must have done something good
Nothing comes from nothing Nothing ever could So somewhere in my youth or childhood I must have done something good"
Just as I am without one [noun] But that thy [noun] was [adjective] for me, And that thou [King James verb] me [verb] to thee, Oh [animal] of God I [verb], I [verb].
If you are an Arminian, this caption is for you:
ReplyDeleteCalvinists enjoying a sing-along:
"Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours, to see
Que Sera, Sera
What will be, will be."
If you are a Calvinist, this caption is for you:
ReplyDeleteArminians enjoying a sing-along:
"Perhaps I had a wicked childhood
Perhaps I had a miserable youth
But somwhere in my wicked, miserable past
There must have been a moment of truth
For here you are, standing there, loving me
Whether or not you should
So somewhere in my youth or childhood
I must have done something good
Nothing comes from nothing
Nothing ever could
So somewhere in my youth or childhood
I must have done something good"
@ Confessional Outhouse:
ReplyDeleteLike and Like
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Gee, Bill, this is so much fun. Who would've thought of singing Amazing Grace to the tune of the theme from Giligan's Island?
ReplyDeleteThe Mad Libs Hymnal was the best Christmas present Louie Lewie received that year.
ReplyDelete@ Confessional outhouse:
ReplyDelete"Que sera sera" would be a great song for the open theist, but God would need to do the singing.
"One more time! Sing like an altar call! 'I have decided to follow Jesus, I have decided to follow Jesus, I have decided to follow Jesus...' "
ReplyDeleteVersifying the Canons of Dort and improvising a snappy meody was Ron's cleverest idea since he got his Hammond organ.
ReplyDelete@ Persis
ReplyDeleteAaah. Good one! : )
Piggie backing off of Pastor Jay:
ReplyDeleteJust as I am without one [noun]
But that thy [noun] was [adjective] for me,
And that thou [King James verb] me [verb] to thee,
Oh [animal] of God I [verb], I [verb].
@Persis
ReplyDeleteLOL, that was clever (and true).