Apparently, Rob Bell is moving up the ladder... or down, depending on how you looks at it. Teaming up with the writer of the hit show LOST, Bell is working on producing a new TV program. The story revolves around a theologian who firmly believes in the doctrine of eternal punishment. But as he studies the Rob Bell Expurgated Bible, the theologian (played by Jeff Boldglum) begins morphing into Universalist fly. Bell has high hopes for this program, and says he's certain it'll become a classic.
"I have to FLY," responded Ole Rob BELL; To his CLASSIC Christians tormenters concerning his Hell;He FLEW from that Hill where he had made such a mess;"I've got to be climbing that LADDER of success!"
Not about Rob Bell (sung to Jingle Bells)Ring that bell, ring that bellEvil spirits flyThat is why the silver bellsAre symbols Christmas time.Ring that bell, ring that bellIt clearly didn't work.They climbed a ladder, commercialized,And call us classic jerks.
I gots to tells ya Mister Eddings, I miss these here challenges. Any chance we can get 'em back sometime?Thanksies! Oh, and Benny says he'd like 'em back, too - though, er, that's probably not too encouraging...