Wow. :-O EPIC CREEPINESS.Anyhoo..."Hey, kid. Wanna buy a parka for your girlfriend?"INSIDE JOKE. Michael will get this one. ;-)
Clown ministry leader at Rob Bell's church just returns from the depths to assure the faithful that there is no hell.
"So, going to Calvin Reformed Baptist Church? I'm here to tell you being an Arminian is way more fun. Take it from me, Benny Finney."
"Why so serious?"
"Why am I down here? Because I chose to! Why are you wearing a raincoat little boy?"
"Whatsa matter kid, afraid of clowns?"
"Smile! It's your lucky day! You get to be a guest blogger on Arminian Antics!"
@Joel: Hahaha! Nice.
What's interesting about this is I have a history with evil clowns, I even wrote a short story recently featuring one.
Hey kid! Wanna Chick tract?
@Chris Hensley: Very nice. :)
@Michael: Love the Joker reference. :)
"You're tellin' me you believe in all that Calvinistic wackiness? I just don't get IT!"
"Could you help me outta this gutter? You'll have to excuse my washed-out theology. "
"...and Georgie, I swear I wouldn't be tellin' ya this if I didn't hear it first hand from God himself."
@ Chris HensleyOooooooh. Excellent caption.
"Become an Arminian, kid. You can have a balloon...they float...we all float down here..."
"I think I saw a movie like this once."
@ Corey: "Get IT" nice.
@Chris Hensley: Good one!(I'm too creeped out to come up with a caption.)
Jan Crouch tests her new look to Paul before going on air.
Hey kid, you should see me without my makeup.http://www.networknorwich.co.uk/Images/content/213/198260.jpg
Hey, kid. Wanna buy a Message Bible?
How do you know I'm in the gutter? isn't that a matter of perception? How do we know that you aren't in the gutter and I'm on the ground? Down with metanarratives!
Mega-Church humor now in the gutter!
"Let me just say, penny-wise, its better to spend that money on yourself than to give it as a "tithe". Trust me kid, God just wants you to be happy."
Psst...Down here bub... Don't forget to read the Pearl of Great price and the Doctrine of Covenants as a family tonight.
"Hey, kid. Come join my cult. I can personally guarantee you'll go to heaven with anything you want. Don't worry, you don't need to go get your Bible. We believe God is in every person. We just have to look inside ourselves."