For the next four Fridays, I will bring BT to the table. Remember the Calvinistic Cartoons K.I.T. formula - Keep It Theological. I will pick one comment that I think is funny and fill in the balloon giving credit to the "winner". Don't worry about the size of the balloon, I can adjust it to your dialog. Just keep it short as possible. Only fill in the balloon - don't add other dialog from someone else in the photo. Have fun and enjoy the laughs!
btw...I planted an "Easter Egg" in the photo above
that I don't believe you can see without clicking on the photo and enlarging it.
OK, I confess...election is in the Bible!
ReplyDeleteI don't have a funny quip, but a question. Is the "Easter egg: in the wall at at the top? I see something there, but I can't make out what it says.
ReplyDeleteMan at head of table: Here at Heistem, Fleecem, Jackem, Scheister, & Howe law firm, we operate under the Calvinist philosophy of making our clients offers they cannot refuse... or dees boys with the cigarettes will take you for a little drive to da docks.
ReplyDeleteMan with head down: Oy Vei
I promise to never use the terms "depravity of man" and "election" in the same sermon again Mr. Finney.
ReplyDeleteHeads I'm elected, tails I'm not, right?
ReplyDelete*sigh* You're right, boss, TULIPs are for wimps.
ReplyDeleteFirst off: the Easter egg is corky, ever so faintly imposed upon the painting on the wall (you can just barely make out his Romans banner)
ReplyDeleteSecond: comment for the balloon –
"I thought you said free will was there under your hand. I don't see anything. Nothing at all."
I got nuthin' for the balloon yet, but I see Corky!
ReplyDeleteYes pastor, I realize that as good Presbyterians we all smoke and drink; and I confess that it was I who substituted Welch's Grape Juice for the communion wine.
ReplyDeleteI admit......I painted the Corky Velveeta mural on the wall.
ReplyDelete"I'm sorry, Mister Graham, I'll never, ever end a service without an invitation again. Promise, sir. Sorry, sir."
ReplyDeleteWell, okay, no ... I guess I didn't actually read the Westminster Confession before I professed wholehearted agreement with it.
ReplyDeleteOoh, another Finney joke, ha ha, good oh!
ReplyDeleteWe really need to come up with a better way to make our decisions than coin flips, I don't think that is what Calvin had in mind. Now move your hand and show me the coin! Tails never fails!
ReplyDelete@THEOparadox: Good one!
ReplyDeleteI shall now demonstrate that I have the spiritual gift of prophecy by reading your palm through the back of your hand.
ReplyDelete@ THEOparadox
ReplyDeleteSomehow I can't see Finney looking quite as contrite as this guy, but like Persis said, "Good one." Really had me laughing.
"I shall now demonstrate that I have the spiritual gift of prophecy by reading your palm through the back of your hand."
ReplyDeleteWoahhhh!!! Awesome!!!
The guy on the right is thinking, "Huh? Am I the only one who sees that balloon over Bill's head?"
ReplyDeleteHaha!
ReplyDeleteHow did I know that Mr. Ashton would win? ;) It's a great one!
ReplyDeleteChairman of deacons: Unda my hand here is the ear lobe of the last pastor...now you get out tha and dance, sing, tell stories, and for goodness sake entertain those people!
ReplyDeleteNew pastor: I don't suppose I will get to use my MacArthur New Testamant Commentaries here...
@ ConstitutionGirl
ReplyDeleteNo surprise here, either. It was the one that made me laugh the most.
Congrats Mr. A. : )
Chairman of Deacons: Paper covers rock, the Jonas Brothers will do our P&W on Easter. Hey, whatever Rick Warren did last year is what we should do this year!
ReplyDeleteMan with head down: God help us...