You think you can just pull me against my will through those pearly gates? What are you, a Calvinist!
Woman: "Robert, come on! We'll be late for the Bible study!"Husband, in his thoughts: No, no, not tonight...Pastor Timothy is starting up in Romans 9...
In this photo, class, you'll see that 1930's Biblical theater had a decidedly aristocratic bent. Notice the portrayal of Potiphar's wife in the elegant black evening gown, and her butler holding Joseph's tweed robe as Joseph politely tries to dismiss himself.
Another tale from door-to-door evangelism in the Country Club: "Yes Ma'am, you are disarming. However, that's not what you need to get to heaven."
Okay, okay lady; I'll say it: 'Rob Bell is absolutely right.' Now please stop twisting my arm.
Lady: Come on, Earl. Pastor Fred is beginning the second part of his lesson on Alice in reformed theology where the book of Revelation is all allegory...Man: But I don't want to go back in there Ethel; I'm a J Vernon McGee man...
"Come on, the invitation's almost over. You can just squeeze my hand while I pray the sinner's prayer!""Gee ma'am, that'd be swell. I don't have to give anything up do I?"
@Michael: Amusing, disturbing, true...
I think the Blainemonster's caption is most fitting for her indecent dress. I vote for his!
"Don't worry, Ahab, we'll get you that vineyard. Now cheer up!" "Oh, I don't know...I really want the vineyard nooowww."
Haha! That one was creative.
Woman: Come on George, the show is starting...Benny Hinn can heal your arm.Man: My arm would be fine if you would stop pulling on it!
Woman: Yipee, come on Herman... Rick Warren's Not About Easter Easter Show is starting. I can see the Jonas Brothers from here!
Ha! The Jonas Brothers, for real? Man, Rick's getting big isn't he?
Keep smiling Suzy but we will still be discussing your gossip addiction.
Woman: come on Johnny Smith... dont you want to see your other 20 wives in the other room!