Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Riddles


Here are a few riddles for your enjoyment.
These are by no means new.
I just thought I'd post 'em here today
I had nothing else to do.


Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? 

A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.



Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? 

A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out A little prophet.



Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? 

A. Ruth-less.



Q. Who was the first drug addict in the Bible? 

A. Nebuchadnezzar. He was on grass for seven years.



Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? 

A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. 
A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. 
A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord. 
A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement." 

7 comments:

  1. You left out the one about the first baseball game: Adam stole second and the prodigal son made a home run.

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  2. ...oh yeah, thanks Andy. That was the "big inning" wasn't it?

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  3. There was also the 2 shortest men in the Bible: Bildad the Shuhite (shoe-height) and Peter, who slept on his watch.

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  4. (Read this one aloud ; )

    The Bible forbids us to watch t.v.

    When Jesus came down from the Mount of Transfiguration, he told the disciples, "Television to no one."

    ...and from the Old Testament:

    Turn away mine eyes from beholding Vanity. (Psalm 119:37)

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  5. We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement.

    hahaha!!!

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  6. Don't forget about the Divine Fiat.

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  7. Shortest man in the Bible - you missed one: Nehemiah (knee-high-my-ah) :)

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