OK, team. Your task for today is to skywrite the 5 points of Calvinism over Angel Stadium during Rick Warren's "Not About Easter Easter Show". Make sure to do your writing while the Jonas Brothers are singing...
Amelia and Joe, here are your orders direct from HQ. You are to fly over Lakewood Community Club and drop leaflets telling the club members all the stuff that's in the Bible that Joel is not telling them...and by the way, the leaflets are full-size Bibles...
...Uh, no sir, its actually a swim cap with a chinstrap. Say! Are we going to stand around here all day talking about my headgear or are we going to drop these gospel tracts Moscow?
Officer: Janet, Fred? Listen up. I found this spitoon here beside my left foot on your plane. Why on earth would two top-notch pilots such as yourselves be involved with such a nasty habit?
Now I want you to go back out there and dust those crops at Murphy's farm. Fly the Spowith but leave the Beechnut at home...
Officer: June, Boyd? I called you here for an important meeting. I have a telegram from HQ. It turns out that what crashed in Roswell NM in 1947 wasn't a weather balloon... It was a cargo plane carrying spitoons! I saved this one as a souvenier...
That is a scary looking woman.
ReplyDeleteNo, that's not a caption, sorry...
OK, team. Your task for today is to skywrite the 5 points of Calvinism over Angel Stadium during Rick Warren's "Not About Easter Easter Show". Make sure to do your writing while the Jonas Brothers are singing...
ReplyDeleteAw, c'mon Amelia, you don't really believe all that stuff about "the rapture" and people just disappearing into thin air, do you?
ReplyDeleteI really have to agree with Joel, that is a scary woman. What is that paper she is holding anyway?
ReplyDeleteAmelia and Joe, here are your orders direct from HQ. You are to fly over Lakewood Community Club and drop leaflets telling the club members all the stuff that's in the Bible that Joel is not telling them...and by the way, the leaflets are full-size Bibles...
ReplyDeleteEven my 6 year old son thinks that's a scary looking woman!
ReplyDelete...Uh, no sir, its actually a swim cap with a chinstrap. Say! Are we going to stand around here all day talking about my headgear or are we going to drop these gospel tracts Moscow?
ReplyDelete"George, Straighten that tie and Louise, take off that ridiculous shower cap." said General Graham
ReplyDelete"I don't think you are scary." said George
Officer: Janet, Fred? Listen up. I found this spitoon here beside my left foot on your plane. Why on earth would two top-notch pilots such as yourselves be involved with such a nasty habit?
ReplyDeleteNow I want you to go back out there and dust those crops at Murphy's farm. Fly the Spowith but leave the Beechnut at home...
That should have been 'Sopwith'... Sorry, my spleling ain't what it should be and I do not tpye well either...
ReplyDeleteOfficer: June, Boyd? I called you here for an important meeting. I have a telegram from HQ. It turns out that what crashed in Roswell NM in 1947 wasn't a weather balloon... It was a cargo plane carrying spitoons! I saved this one as a souvenier...
ReplyDeleteOfficer speaking in his best Groucho Marx voice: Hi, airmen, I just flew in from Cleveland and boy are my arms tired...
ReplyDeleteOfficer continuing: Airmen, I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a bombing run on these coordinates today...
Officer continuing: Here is an aerial map of Crowley Corners. Spray poison on the daisey field but fertilize the TULIP patch...