Failed Arminian pick up line #4:I am new in thy township. Tell me, art thou a Shaker or a Quaker.
Durst thou touch my hand without proposing marriage, Sir! Verily, Father shall fill thee with musket balls if he seest thee here. Fie, Sir, Fie.
" Jedediah, Thou knowest that since thou hast toucheth to top of my hand that we are wed forever in the eyes of the church. "
Good husband, dost thou thinkest this garb maketh thy wife look fat?
Pilgrim PDA!Proof that the standards have deteriorated!
Thou must not toucheth my hand. It leadeth to dancing.
"Forgive me milday, for I hath violated thee, and 1 Corinthians 7:1...my pastor shalt shun me for this grievous transgression" Yes, that was a poke at eisegetical interpretation of that verse. :-)
Alas fair lady, is that thine ankle I spy?
Said Fair Lady *SLAPTH*