He would preach a sermon called, " Unfulfilled people in the hands of a God that wants more than anything to be your bestest buddy."
He would give an altar call saying, " Yo, dudes, there's this really cool rad dude named Jesus and he wants to be your best friend. He wants you to give everything you know about your desire for purpose to everything you know about His coolness and awesome ability to fulfill YOUR dreams..." and other such nonsense.
Would he write "Purpose Driven Religious Affections?"
ReplyDeleteHe would preach, "Finneyans in the hands of mildly upset God!"
ReplyDeleteDid you guys get advance copies to review? Andy, that is the title of chapter one. Sam, that sermon is included in the audio version!
ReplyDeleteBusted!
ReplyDeleteHe would preach a sermon called, " Unfulfilled people in the hands of a God that wants more than anything to be your bestest buddy."
ReplyDeleteHe would give an altar call saying, " Yo, dudes, there's this really cool rad dude named Jesus and he wants to be your best friend. He wants you to give everything you know about your desire for purpose to everything you know about His coolness and awesome ability to fulfill YOUR dreams..." and other such nonsense.