What if...Washington and his men got lost half way across the Delaware River. Being men, they were too proud to ask for direction, and made a fateful right turn. By daylight, they had been swept into the Atlantic by the swift current.
Stop busting my chops, Andrew. I didn't see YOU try to walk on the water. And who's this man with the tri-point hat?
Men! Before the ship went down I ran back and grabbed this Bible! I want to read something to encourage all of us! Listen up! ...oh, it's Cruden's Concordance...hmmm....anyone for a game of twenty questions?
The crew was starting to think that there might have been some validity to Stanley's credobaptistic views until the day that he threw the case of rum overboard.
Captain: Look sharp men, thats an Arminian vessel!First Mate: How can you tell Sir?Captain: Because, its a little dingy.
Well, guys...I forgot the map...who wants a twinkie?
The skipper encouraged his "loaded to the gunwales" and "groggy" jacks to set sail since they were "Three sheets to the wind" with only two masts!
Somehow I just know this is all Gilligan's fault.