Saturday, May 29, 2010

Just for Laughs #99

Read something into this situation
and attach a caption!


  1. The patients at the Torino Lumbago Hospital grow ever confident of a sure recovery when they see Brother Ivan "the hunchback" of Avila descend the stairs standing up straight for the first time in 10 years.

  2. Scene from The Sound of 'off-key' Music

    After Herr Zeller read the post ordering him to report to take command of a ship in Hitler's navy, Captain Georg "Speedy" von Trapp, still wearing his night shirt and cap, ascends the staircase to go change.

    But when Brother Goulash read the post ordering Maria "Poppins" von Trapp to report to Hitler's nunnery, the family knew that it was time for them to leave the country post-haste.

    While family friend (and C.P.A.) Max Debt-weiler distracts the guards with his stand-up comedy routine, the von Trapps escape out the back door, where Mother Abscess, Sister Margarita, and Sister Barth were standing by in a Peugeot Citröen. They all piled in, along with Schnapps, the family's St. Bernard. It was a bit crowded, but daughter Briggita volunteered to squeeze into the trunk, to make room for Daddy.

    The sisters drove them over the Alps to Switzerland, where the family caught a train to up-state New York.


    From the synopsis written by Stranger. Poetic license purchased in a K-Mart parking lot from a guy named Raul

  3. Visiting clergy to a Purpose Driven Church Conference pass the Monsignor Warren himself engrossed in his "Radicalis Ad Nauseum"

  4. Although most would bow as a sign of reverence, some stooped down to find out the answer to the age-old question, "What do monks wear under those robes?"


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