Man on left: I'm sorry son, but the talkin' horse bit has been done already... Oh! pardon me, I have a great idea. Let's take her to Saddleback and have her do that Balaam's donkey trick on ole Relevant Rick!
I figure you're a needin' a haircut what with that bowl on yer hade... the barber shop is yonder way...
Big Joe - "You ain't from around here, are ya, boy?"
ReplyDeleteFast Eddie - "How d'ya figure?"
Big Joe - "I saw you keep yer Bible ribbon on Romans 9."
"Fishbowl on yer head agin? You musta run into ol Benny Finney at the saloon."
ReplyDeleteSkinner Bill to "Piute Pete" Eddings "Your Mule's hat is more Fetchin than that Fish Bowl you're awearin'!"
ReplyDeleteHey, Better warn your mule to beware of short bald guys with spray paint! Hey may become prime advertising landscape!
ReplyDeleteEddie has never beaten Wallace Beery in a game of "Truth or Dare."
ReplyDeleteYou Calvinist antinomians have strange ways...
ReplyDelete"... oh yeah? Well imagine my surprize when I couldn't get the mule out of the lunar landing module..."
ReplyDelete"Your theology smells worst than your mule does boy."
ReplyDeleteSheriff: Have you ever seen a Jackass look as stupid as this one does wear'n that hat?
ReplyDeleteEddie: He does look pretty dumb.
Sheriff: Holy Smokes! I'm sorry buddy, I didn't think you could hear me wearing that thing.
(Over the top?)
Man on left: I'm sorry son, but the talkin' horse bit has been done already... Oh! pardon me, I have a great idea. Let's take her to Saddleback and have her do that Balaam's donkey trick on ole Relevant Rick!
ReplyDeleteI figure you're a needin' a haircut what with that bowl on yer hade... the barber shop is yonder way...