Dear Eddie,
I go to a small evangelical church but lately we have had a lot of trouble with many Don Juan's in our congregation. What can I do? If you answer I will build you a cake.
Flustered,
Pedro
Dear Pedro,
Do you mean a lot of men are flirting with the women at your church?
Puzzled,
Eddie
Dear Eddie,
No, Mr. Eddie, I mean that many Don Juan to do anything! They Don Juan to give money, they Don Juan to help with the nursery, they Don Juan to help out on work day at the church, they just Juan to be ministered to. They have the "Don Juan's".
Your fan,
Pedro
Dear Pedro,
First, talk to your pastor about your concern.
Second, be an example to the others and thank God for the opportunity to serve.
Let me know how things are going.
Your friend,
Eddie
Dear Eddie,
ReplyDeleteI shared with our pastor your wonderful suggestions and it inspired him to preach a ten week series on “Doing your part for the LORD!” Since then, the Deacons have formed several new committees. Here’s all the new wonderful committees with the Deacon in charge:
•ACC, Anti-Calvinist committee--Don Corleone
•Holy Communion--Don Ho
•HHC Heresy Hunting committee--Don Quixote
•Security--Don Knotts
•HSC Humor Suppression committee--Don Rickles
•Church’s baseball team--Don Drysdale.
Thanks for the suggestions!
Your fan,
Pedro
Don mention it. Those were "D" lightful.
ReplyDeleteDear Eddie,
ReplyDeleteMy friend from the church Don Diego de la Vega and his father Don Alejandro Vega said they found a strange green fellow on a horse who was half-starved and out of his mind wondering around their rancho. They have hid him with Bernardo and Fray Felipe until he remembers who he is. Do you know who he might be?
Your fan,
Pedro
Send a photo.
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