I have decided to spare you all the scientific details. Let's just say it involved DNA, a box of Spurgeon cigars, a broken Slim Whitefield record and a single tile from an Emergent Scrabble game. After an intensive forty five minutes, I discovered that Ping Wu, who I thought to be a loyal fan, was in reality a double agent! And I awarded him $10,000 for a photo he had sent. He may be traveling under the name of one of his many aliases: Ling Hu, Ming Tu, Wing Mu, Sing Pu or Opie Taylor. His real name is Satchmo Crockett, a known anti-Calvinist.
I will be heading back to Kuwait now that I know the truth. It's been quite a day.
“The devil is in the details!”
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$10K would make a doubled Presdestinator out of anyone!
Its much worse than you thought…CTU ran a background check on “Suchmo Crock.” He’s has links to Shaman Yonggi Cho and Kung Pow’s Wimp Lo. It’s a wonder that you got out theologically sound and before “Evil Betty” beat you!
The Spurgeon cigars was probably the saddest loss!
"SATCHMO CROCKETT???!!!" __Just when you think you know a guy, he turns out to be Satchmo Crockett.
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Satchelof Crock
Satch Crockett
Jimmny Crockett
Davie Crock
Kung Po Crockett
Kung Pow Crock
Apparently the air quality in Hong Kong is not very good.
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