Task Force On Course

The Investigation Continues...

More Mind Games

Toto Leaves a Trail

Angus Mystery Announcement!

The Angus Duncan mystery will be continued and concluded on the Sacred Sandwich blog. Check the Sandwich daily for more clues and story arc. The staff at SS has been diligently seeking answers.

Arminian Antics #155

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Investigation Continues

Pictured on the right is Sola Bootstrapa's in-house N.C.I.S. (No Calvinists in Society) agent, Will Powers, who is starting his own investigation into the alleged suicide of beloved Nigel Pettibone. Henrietta Pettibone, Nigel's new bride, was last seen boarding a plane to Kosovo.

Investigation of Benny Finney Funeral

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I suspected something afoot when I heard Benny Finney's funeral was to be held at the Harry Houdini Funeral Home in Denmark, Ohio. Knowing that the funeral director was a fan of Calvinistic Cartoons, I had him snap a photo of the coffin that was being used.

Upon further investigation I spotted this detail (see photo) showing that this coffin was once the property of David Blaine, the magician.

Something is rotten in Denmark and it ain't Benny Finney's body!

Funeral director, Fritz Langella, skyped me said that "Benny Hinn arrived and demanded that the doors be locked so that his faith could be free to work without hindrance from unbelief. He handed every funeral staff member a hundred dollar bill and told us to go buy a burger. His bodyguards were pretty mean looking so we headed on out for lunch. Benny Hinn told us that we should expect a miracle when we return."

Can you believe this crazy stuff?

Eddie Uncovers the Truth in Hong Kong

I have decided to spare you all the scientific details. Let's just say it involved DNA, a box of Spurgeon cigars, a broken Slim Whitefield record and a single tile from an Emergent Scrabble game. After an intensive forty five minutes, I discovered that Ping Wu, who I thought to be a loyal fan, was in reality a double agent! And I awarded him $10,000 for a photo he had sent. He may be traveling under the name of one of his many aliases: Ling Hu, Ming Tu, Wing Mu, Sing Pu or Opie Taylor. His real name is Satchmo Crockett, a known anti-Calvinist.
I will be heading back to Kuwait now that I know the truth. It's been quite a day.

The Truth about Robert H. Schuller

Our crack team of Calvinistic Cartoons Investigators (CCI) have uncovered the truth about Robert H. Schuller.

If this information were not true and documented we would not be sharing this with our viewers.

The following is what was discovered:

Robert Harold Schuller was never ordained, never wrote a book, never went to seminary and never started a church he called, "The Crystal Cathedral".

He has never had an "Hour of Power" TV show or worn a silly looking robe!

In fact, his parents never named him Robert - neither was his last name Schuller.

He has never even been to the United States, much less, California.

His real name is Jakobshavn Haagenborgen and he has lived in Norway for the last forty seven years!