I just saw some comments by an Arminian who does not like what he sees the cover of this magazine. He seems to be really cranky. Here is what he said:"10 Story"? Ha. Can't you guys even count? You had to do some literary gymnastics to get 5 points out of your 4-part Cannons of Dork."Tulip On My Grave": The T.U.L.I.P. should be in the grave."Five Bullets": At least, that's more humane than what you guys did to Servetus."Arminian Uprising": LOL! There are way more of us than there are of you."Bat Baklava Masterson": Baklavas aren't nearly as sticky as your crazy theology."The Chic and Gumbo Gang": Actually, I like these guys."Spurs The Preacher Man": If he is a Calvinist, he can just spur his horse and gallop off into the sunset."Cotton Adams": An insult to the legacy of our Methodist circuit-riding preachers."They Call Me Calvin": I call you an enemy of free will."Deputy Luther Rides Again": The disciples of Luther's deputy (Melanchthon) were on the right track when they disputed the issue of free-will.
I may have to create a "Comments Award". This ranks at the top of my list...it's a grocery list, but still, it's a list!
I just saw some comments by an Arminian who does not like what he sees the cover of this magazine. He seems to be really cranky. Here is what he said:
ReplyDelete"10 Story"? Ha. Can't you guys even count? You had to do some literary gymnastics to get 5 points out of your 4-part Cannons of Dork.
"Tulip On My Grave": The T.U.L.I.P. should be in the grave.
"Five Bullets": At least, that's more humane than what you guys did to Servetus.
"Arminian Uprising": LOL! There are way more of us than there are of you.
"Bat Baklava Masterson": Baklavas aren't nearly as sticky as your crazy theology.
"The Chic and Gumbo Gang": Actually, I like these guys.
"Spurs The Preacher Man": If he is a Calvinist, he can just spur his horse and gallop off into the sunset.
"Cotton Adams": An insult to the legacy of our Methodist circuit-riding preachers.
"They Call Me Calvin": I call you an enemy of free will.
"Deputy Luther Rides Again": The disciples of Luther's deputy (Melanchthon) were on the right track when they disputed the issue of free-will.
I may have to create a "Comments Award". This ranks at the top of my list...it's a grocery list, but still, it's a list!
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