Fred Waffles, beloved banjo picker, was considering leaving the quartet. He simply got tired being in the band, then out of the band, then in the band....and on and on all the time. It was bad enough he had to deal with that kind of uncertainty with his salvation. Oh, how he wished he had joined the John Calvin Tulipers.
As Fred picked his banjo he was [raying for Deliverance from this back-up group. Then he had a thought, "Deliverance" that'd be a swell name for this little tune I been workin on.
Young Eddie (left):
ReplyDelete"Face it guys, the Texas Trio just isn't going to have the right sound, till we find a good steel guitar player."
However, adding a fifth may prompt a name change to the Texas Quartet... or maybe not.
ReplyDeleteOr, maybe they could recruit a couple of just-average back up singers and call them the Okay Chorale.
ReplyDeleteThe John 3:16 convention band prepares to play "It all my choice, now deal with it God" for the 16th time in the main room at the convention.
ReplyDeleteEvery comment here is hilarious and gets two and a half thumbs up!
ReplyDelete"You can pick your jokes, pick your nose, but you can't pick my guitar." - Blind Melon Eddings
The Chart-Topping Wesleyan Bluegrass outfit "Daisy" performing their #1 single: "He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not"
ReplyDeleteFred Waffles, beloved banjo picker, was considering leaving the quartet. He simply got tired being in the band, then out of the band, then in the band....and on and on all the time. It was bad enough he had to deal with that kind of uncertainty with his salvation. Oh, how he wished he had joined the John Calvin Tulipers.
ReplyDeleteAs Fred picked his banjo he was [raying for Deliverance from this back-up group. Then he had a thought, "Deliverance" that'd be a swell name for this little tune I been workin on.
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