I've found a sure-fire way to expose these pseudo Bible Scholars.
I say, "You smell like a man who knows his Bible. Why not contribute some captions to Calvinistic Cartoons?" If he says something like, "Well...um...I would really like that, but right now, I need to go shave," and then quickly excuses hiself, then I know that his theology is only skin deep.
It stings when you first put it on, but later on it is quite soothing.
ReplyDeleteI've found a sure-fire way to expose these pseudo Bible Scholars.
ReplyDeleteI say, "You smell like a man who knows his Bible. Why not contribute some captions to Calvinistic Cartoons?" If he says something like, "Well...um...I would really like that, but right now, I need to go shave," and then quickly excuses hiself, then I know that his theology is only skin deep.
Craig Boyd
[at the Bible study] "I don't know your name, mister, but your verse sure smells familiar..."
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