Calvinistic Cartoons: Just for Laughs #47

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Just for Laughs #47

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AnonymousOctober 31, 2009 at 8:41 PM
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Eddie EddingsOctober 31, 2009 at 11:40 PM
Great one...give me a six months or so (time enough for everyone to forget this)and I will have it re-posted with your caption underneath.
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Jon CardwellNovember 3, 2009 at 2:58 AM
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Pastor JayDecember 8, 2011 at 2:45 AM
I wonder why they needed so many pages just to say, "It's the guy reading his Bible."
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Pastor JayDecember 21, 2011 at 5:27 AM
Is that Orville Reddenbacher?
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Saturday, October 31, 2009

Just for Laughs #47

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