Fan Photo from Anna Sassin

After reading Joel Garner's comment on the death of Benny Finney, I decided with my free will to send you this photo of his gravestone. I am an Arminian who belonged to the Sola Bootstrapa church when Benny, Elvis and Nigel were there. I now attend the Wild at Heart Church on the Rocks Fellowship in Gunga Din, Mississippi. 

Live for Him

Not the Final Resting Place

The Arrival of Revival

Arminian Antics #107 - Elvis is Dead!

Do yourself a favor and right click then open in new window.

Now use the magnifying glass.

ELVIS IS DEAD!

Yes, you heard it right. Elvis Wesley of Arminian Antics died last week at his home in Semi-Pelagian Graceland. The details will be posted tomorrow in Arminian Antics. The picture above was taken in front of Mr. Finney's new church by Calvinistic Cartoons staff photographer, Blaine Carkin.   

Barnum and Young

Finney Visits Finney

Benny Finney takes some members of his congregation to the Westwood Cemetery in Oberlin, Ohio, to visit Charles Finney's grave site. Benny preached two sermons. One entitled, "Finney Filets the Five Points" and the other, "Over My Dead Body!"

Photo sent to Calvinistic Cartoons by Papa Razzi.  

Atheist Devotional Book #5

Yet another pathetic, preposterous page to ponder.

(note - this is Faye's seventh husband's funeral...not the fifth who was eaten by a bear.)

In the reception line at my husband's funeral, I privately prided myself for remaining dry-eyed. I graciously greeted the guests and thanked them for having come, so perfectly poised that people remarked, "My, you're taking this well."

"Well," I would tell them, "he WAS JUST A CARBON BASED UNIT THAT HAD HIS ELECTRICAL IMPULSES SMASHED OUT BY A TWO TON ROCK!.....HELLO!"

I have no patience with "sweetness"....and these were fellow atheists! Stupid morons.

Then, two days later, while I was going through my former husband's belongings, I came across a small voodoo doll pincushion that looked a great deal like me. In fact, a lock of my hair was taped to it's scrawny little head! That idiot was practicing voodoo in my own home, I tells ya!

I got in my car and drove for an hour, back to the burial site where that brainless buffoon was buried and poured ten gallons of grass killer and gasoline on his "resting place". I stepped back about twenty feet and lit a Roman candle. It didn't take long for that site to erupt in billowing flames.

"Take THAT ya voodoo-practicing monkey!"

The police arrived ten minutes later and I explained to them that some Christian teenagers were defacing my husband's cemetery plot! They believed every word. 

When this dies down, I'll be going back to do some more damage. Framing Christians is not a bad way to help our cause. Try it today!    

Looking for Calvin's Grave

Resurrection Day!

Corky's Gravesite

You can thank Polo LaFir for this photo of Corky's grave!

To view Corky's recorded life, look under this entry and find

labels: burial, corky, grave

then click on corky and you will have

all the postings of CV to date.

(you will have to click on older posts

when you reach the last one

to finish the series)

Letter from Angry Atheist

Dear Stupid Eddie Van Calvinist,

I came across your site today and almost threw up my stewed tomatoes and pralines. I remember you from high school in Houston, Texas! I've always hated you! I'll dance on your grave!

Mojo Thomas

Dear Mojo,

In that case I'll be buried at sea.

Eddie

Fan Photo from Hondo McMillen