Thursday, July 9, 2009

Just for Laughs! #9


You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Just for Laughs Section of Calvinistic Cartoons.

Travel to the distant past in your mind and supply the situation painted above with something so brilliant that rays of light will eminate from your monitor...or just supply something kinda funny.

9 comments:

  1. Matthew...I'm not goin' to argue with you right now 'bout God's decrees! Pull your buggy over! Can't you see your horse is on fire?!

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  2. "Head for them thar hills! Them penguins is a gainin'!!"

    What really happened to the lost open theist settlement in Mebbe Mebbe Not, South Dakota - 1887.

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  3. This is your last warning Eddings! You hinted that if I was a follower of your blog there may be a toaster in this deal and by all that is with in me I will have it! Or my name isn't Square Deal Sam! ...And it isn't.

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  4. I have mentioned this before on my blog...somewhere in the half-vast sea of comments...but, the toaster is a man named Irving Badabing, a speaker at various functions in the continental United States. If you really want a toaster, you will have to provide food, clothing and shelter for him, under written contract, for ten years.

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  5. Thats it? Thats all I gotta do? Thats Eeeaaasy! It looks as though (after I find this guy) I'm only 10 years away from a free toaster!

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  6. Hey, LUR&B.

    Forget it! You ain't gittin' no stinkin' toaster.

    I've been following Eddie's blog since the beginning and I remember pressing him to make good on the toaster thing a long time ago. All I got was some sort of weasel words (it says, "...possibly a toaster").

    There is No Free Lunch and there ain't no Toaster neither.

    If you win one of Eddie's contests you might get an attaboy or a nifty award certificate that you can copy and frame but NO STINKIN' TOASTER.

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  7. "Hey! No more sneaking off before the second sermon or you will be reported to the board of deacons!!"

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  8. No this is not the Oneida Community, and no, you can't have my wife!

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  9. Luther and the Pope decided to settle their differences like men....by drag racing their buggies from Paris to Versailles.

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