Calvinistic Cartoons: Create a Calvinistic Cartoon Caption #12

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Create a Calvinistic Cartoon Caption #12

Congratulations pilgrim mommy for this Arminian joke!

Hint: Have a professional artist paint this on your living room wall so that you will always have a constant reminder. Sure, it may cost you a couple of thousand dollars to do this, but if he is fast, you just might have time to win this contest! Even if you don't, your wall will be an ice breaker when guests arrive for dinner.

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PhilApril 4, 2009 at 3:21 AM
Wandering Calvinist preacher Charles read the Arminians Cor. 11:27 as a devotional thought before the Lords supper. 3 hours later he was getting hungry.
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PersisApril 5, 2009 at 8:04 PM
As the minister waited for someone to respond to the altar call, the congregation listened to "Just as I am" for the 17th time.
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Red Dirt ProphetApril 7, 2009 at 3:04 AM
The room was stunned when Aunt Judy decided to name her newborn, Wesley.
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Thursday, April 2, 2009

Create a Calvinistic Cartoon Caption #12

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