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Friday, January 23, 2015

Ad Hoc

When a felon needs a friend.

Monday, April 21, 2014

Fan Photo from Laura Lynne Hardy

Ms. Hardy discovered this old photo in an old bookstore ran by an old woman who lives in Oldsmobile, North Carolina. Many thanks for sharing this with our readers. Expect a check for $7,000 to arrive in a few days. We pay big bucks for vintage photos featuring Corky Velveeta. Great billboard ad! (click to enlarge)

Monday, February 17, 2014

Fan Photo from Constance Noring

The iPhone photo that earned Ms Constance Noring, of Halamander, Wyoming, a seven thousand dollar check and a box of Tesla Wintergreen Experimints.

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Truth in Advertising

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

AC/DC

Saturday, August 31, 2013

Posting Daily

Monday, April 1, 2013

Photo Synthesis

Before I finish wrapping it up, (Look to Friday, April 5 for the announcement - I will be vacationing in Oman at that time) I want to include these two photos taken a few weeks ago. I have had no opportunity, until now, to post these. I was waiting for at least four more to develop, but these will have to do. Time is running out and I wanted to include these under some bigger category. That didn't happen. So here are the raw photographs, warts and all.

Above, I am being attacked by a fire-breathing dragon on the way to a Sovereign Grace Bible Conference.
Pictured below is Corky Velveeta on the top of the AccuWeather Building in Thunder City, Missouri. (Note the real-time 100% accurate billboard) If you look carefully, you will see Herbie Popnecker in the photo as well.

A Testimony to God's Saving Grace

My B.C. years were pocked with sin and grief.
I did all I could to fulfill my carnal ambitions. Thinking I would always earn a living as a musician, I dropped out of high school to devote myself to sex, drugs and rock n' roll. Getting high was my top priority. I was jailed eventually, hospitalized, and committed to a mental institution because of my suicidal inclinations. When I was released, I continued pursuing the same activities. I did all I could to escape reality. I was running from myself...running from my past...and without knowing it at the time, running straight into the hands of God! I now realize the Lord was setting up all the roadblocks, detours, and dead-ends in my life, leading me through a seemingly hopeless maze into a direct confrontation with His Son, Jesus Christ! Hebrews 1:14 declares that God sends His angels to render service to "those who will inherit salvation." He was surely doing that in my tangled life. One night, while alone in my room, I could run no longer. I reached out to the Lord and cried in desperation for Him to save me from a life misspent. He heard my plea and miraculously and instantly transformed me. I will never be the same.