That cable show about the undead? They’re doing a spinoff on the idea of traditional Chinese chefs becoming zombies. They want to call it The Wokking Dead.
The baker sought financial counseling because he was always kneading dough.
The mannequin was a high school drop-out. When asked why, she sadly replied, "I was just a dummy."
A young Spanish bovine walked into a Canadian coffee bar. The proprietor said to him, "Calf, eh? Ole!"
Missing? It was an address (in a dress).
Did you hear about the lovesick Douglas fir? He's pining.
These are all very punny. Unicorniest saints I know.
Walked into a coffee and tea shop. I asked for an iced tea. The barista said, "We don't have that here." I asked him what he did have. He held up a yellow-hues glass of liquid with ice and said, "Have an iced A." I replied, "You, too," and then I left.