Splain likes to sit and watch the grass grow too.
Did you mean to write C.H. Spurgeon?
This is one of a half dozen of a "Computer-Generated" Spurgeon...thus, the "C.G." instead of the real "C.H."
Well, if he was going to be watching the adventures of mine, they would be a bit different. After all, my last name is not Spurgeon. :D