Calvinistic Cartoons: Just for Laughs #131

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Just for Laughs #131

Do I have to point out that this photo needs captioning?

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Mike AndersonNovember 11, 2010 at 12:17 AM
Manfred:Great Gatsby's ghost! Is that Benny Hinn punching Joel Osteen in the mouth!?

Penelope:It sure is Manny. It would appear that beating up on the modern day church has become so popular that even Benny has decided to get in on the act.
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The Seeking DiscipleNovember 11, 2010 at 1:51 AM
"It was right here that I first had a revelation that if I became a Mormon I could have two wives instead of one!"
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AnonymousNovember 11, 2010 at 2:34 AM
If I have got this right the Book of Mormon code says that the golden tablets are buried here under the floor of the Manchester train station.
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ConstitutionGirlNovember 11, 2010 at 5:11 AM
The young Benny Hinn tries to win a wife by demonstrating his power in the local mall.
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stranger.strange.landNovember 11, 2010 at 5:20 AM
... Cinderella's wicked step-sisters and their wicked step-boyfriend showed not even an ounce of pity after seeing her take a wicked tumble off a wicked step-ladder.

Finally a distinct, albeit dim, light came on in her head: This whole thing about placing her faith a "fairy god-mother" was a really, really bad idea. ...
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AnonymousNovember 12, 2010 at 5:34 PM
Look, over in the corner - an Arminian caught in a logical contradiction ('gosh, how does God's will become man's free choice?)... quickly free him Edna before he gnaws off his arm...
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Jim PembertonNovember 12, 2010 at 7:13 PM
Alright, ladies. Your Calvinist wiles won't work on me! Which of you two brought in that potted tulip over there?!
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AnonymousNovember 13, 2010 at 11:17 PM
Look, girls... Nick Jonas is wearing white shoes...Does anyone know when the dancing bears come on? Boy, Rick Warren really knows how to have a Not-About-Easter Easter party...
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AnonymousNovember 13, 2010 at 11:19 PM
... A young Pat Robertson tries to impress the ladies...

"I'm getting a word of knowledge... your earing is over there..."
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AnonymousFebruary 26, 2011 at 11:04 PM
Arminian Alice, I've found your salvation over there in the corner of the room. You lost it again...
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Pastor JayDecember 13, 2011 at 8:18 PM
I am sure the ladies will be impressed with my super spirituality if I publicly point out every sin being committed by the people in this mall.
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Thursday, November 11, 2010

Just for Laughs #131

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