Manfred:Great Gatsby's ghost! Is that Benny Hinn punching Joel Osteen in the mouth!?
Penelope:It sure is Manny. It would appear that beating up on the modern day church has become so popular that even Benny has decided to get in on the act.
... Cinderella's wicked step-sisters and their wicked step-boyfriend showed not even an ounce of pity after seeing her take a wicked tumble off a wicked step-ladder.
Finally a distinct, albeit dim, light came on in her head: This whole thing about placing her faith a "fairy god-mother" was a really, really bad idea. ...
Look, over in the corner - an Arminian caught in a logical contradiction ('gosh, how does God's will become man's free choice?)... quickly free him Edna before he gnaws off his arm...
Look, girls... Nick Jonas is wearing white shoes...Does anyone know when the dancing bears come on? Boy, Rick Warren really knows how to have a Not-About-Easter Easter party...
Manfred:Great Gatsby's ghost! Is that Benny Hinn punching Joel Osteen in the mouth!?
ReplyDeletePenelope:It sure is Manny. It would appear that beating up on the modern day church has become so popular that even Benny has decided to get in on the act.
"It was right here that I first had a revelation that if I became a Mormon I could have two wives instead of one!"
ReplyDeleteIf I have got this right the Book of Mormon code says that the golden tablets are buried here under the floor of the Manchester train station.
ReplyDeleteThe young Benny Hinn tries to win a wife by demonstrating his power in the local mall.
ReplyDelete... Cinderella's wicked step-sisters and their wicked step-boyfriend showed not even an ounce of pity after seeing her take a wicked tumble off a wicked step-ladder.
ReplyDeleteFinally a distinct, albeit dim, light came on in her head: This whole thing about placing her faith a "fairy god-mother" was a really, really bad idea. ...
Look, over in the corner - an Arminian caught in a logical contradiction ('gosh, how does God's will become man's free choice?)... quickly free him Edna before he gnaws off his arm...
ReplyDeleteAlright, ladies. Your Calvinist wiles won't work on me! Which of you two brought in that potted tulip over there?!
ReplyDeleteLook, girls... Nick Jonas is wearing white shoes...Does anyone know when the dancing bears come on? Boy, Rick Warren really knows how to have a Not-About-Easter Easter party...
ReplyDelete... A young Pat Robertson tries to impress the ladies...
ReplyDelete"I'm getting a word of knowledge... your earing is over there..."
Arminian Alice, I've found your salvation over there in the corner of the room. You lost it again...
ReplyDeleteI am sure the ladies will be impressed with my super spirituality if I publicly point out every sin being committed by the people in this mall.
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