" Claire wasn't too sure about the whole name-it-and-claim-it thing, but after seeing John and Jenny's new threads, she decided to give it a shot. "
"...and dear Lord, may it please thee to bless my friends here with a decent sense of fashion. Amen"
Once her parents, clearly Arminian, discovered she had become a thorough-going Calvinist, the Works of Finney were going to hit the fan!
You mean the decision is all up to me? All I have to do is to ask Jesus into my heart? And if I do , I cold get my best life now?Leaving out important parts of the Gospel, and adding parts that are not Gospel, the Arminian brother and sister team will try anything to get somebody to "say a little prayer", even if it means donning a towel on their head and walking around in a pious bathrobe.
"Yes mon and dad, I did read from the NIV and I loved it!" as her KJV parents watched in horror as Lilly Mae left to attend a charismatic church.
Francine knew she didn’t like Calvinism, but she had never heard the other option until she visited her Uncle Bart in the Yucatan. Thrilled beyond measure, she immediately clasped her hands and looked up to the sky. “God, I didn’t think You would be so cruel as to let people go to hell without first giving them a choice, and now I know that the snake was right, and Eve was the first Arminian!”
“God, since Uncle Charismatic tells me that all I need is faith to be healed, why doesn’t he have enough faith to get arms?”
You can't be saved like this; I said every head bowed and every eye closed!
An Early Shriner with Daughters of the Nile practicing lines for the latest Frater Perdurabo (i.e. Aleister Crowley) Thelema film.
"Dear Lord, please send Tarzan to deliver me from these oddballs!"
Sally prayed that her hair would one day be like Apu's headgear...and thus, the beehive was born.