Good thing I'd nearly finished my coffee. I laughed so much I didn't think I'd ever stop.Love the sneezing powder! Where can I get it? ;-)
LOL this is one of your best ever! Anyway, if I had to choose one this would be the one eye chews.
Tastes good, but only leaves rot. Does not have any nutritional value. Yep, that's Arminian theology! Oh, and it also describes the candy.
Warning! Causes truth decay.