Mean looking hombre! Dead or alive, not that is serious. But look at that reward - I have been out of work along time, what am I saying. Couldn't betray THE Eddie Eddings. Nope, not gonna do it, wouldn't be prudent.
Hmmmm... a million dollar reward? Nah, I couldn't turn you in, brother. ...You live too far away!
Thanks, brothers. I turned myself in and collected the reward, then escaped in a laundry truck. The Arminian reward was bogus. The money looked real but was, in fact, counterfeit.