Hey, you remember that autographed picture of Joel Osteen I showed you back during the war? Did you take that? I haven't seen it since.*To get this you'll have to look back here: http://calvinisticcartoons.blogspot.com/2010/07/just-for-laughs-108.html
*If Jesus' ministry were in more contemporary times.*Yeah, I know that I am supposed to bring Him to you Chief. But, to be honest, I have never heard anybody talk like this guy talks. When we showed up to arrest Him He looked us in the eye and told us that He would be with us yet a little while longer. Yeah, so anyway we won't be arresting Him today.
What's that chief? You said Corky Velveeta is driving a red eighteen wheeler? You say he's wearing a Romans 9 grenade costume? Haven't seen him yet, but we will keep our eyes peeled for him! He won't get past us!
Who? You must be joking... I can't just go and check out what's happening at a Benny Hinn crusade. But hey have you got 2 million dollars? One needs seeds for this kindda mission.
Having looked high and low Ponch and John broke down and called in an APB for Car 54.