"Charles, I have decided to write a children's book called, 'The Elephant in the Castle'!"- Mrs. C. H. Spurgeon
"Dear, I remember when you used to write me forty or fifty page love letters."- Mrs. John Owen
"What do you mean I have been predestined to cook you breakfast?"- Mrs. John Calvin
"I've got some knock-knock jokes to spice up your lecture!"- Mrs. B. B. Warfield
"Why in Heaven's name are you outside, in the cold, standing under a lamppost?" - Mrs. C. S. Lewis
"What do you mean I have been predestined to rub your feet?"- Mrs. R. C. Sproul
"I had just enough paint to finish my project. Now everyone in the neighborhood will know this is the "Pink" house!"- Mrs. A. W. Pink
"Now that you have been excommunicated and are an outlaw…let's rob a few banks! Just kidding."- Mrs. Martin Luther
"Sweetie, I have always had religious affections for you!"- Mrs. Jonathan Edwards
"Well, at least I'm not like John Wesley's wife!" - Mrs. George Whitefield
LOL!
ReplyDeleteI like Mrs. Martin Luther's quote.
Yes Mrs. George, we have all thought that at one point or another.
ReplyDeleteAlways love the C.S. Lewis quotes..
ReplyDeleteI gotta use the Calvin / Sproul quote.
Someone should put these in a book. Could be a lot of money made in this venture.
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