Guy: For the last time, this is not a dress!
Gee wiz baby don't go and leave me now. Not when I finally figured out the perfect balance of sound theology and down to Earth pragmatism with the advent of Cowboy Church.
So what if we agree on the central truths of scripture? You're a dark clothes/light hat kind of guy and I'm a light clothes/dark hat kind of gal. We just can't make that work.
I'm leaving you Montana Smith, and I'm taking your dispensational charts with me!
Man: "Do these chaps make me look fat?"
Martin, I don't know how you talked me into coming on this "Wild At Heart" vacation. You can "whoppee-ti-yi-yo" without me. I'm going home!
You're leaving me because I always use you as an illustration in my sermons?! THAT'S JUST NOT BIBLICAL!
Johnny Cash met June Carter long before he was The Man in Black. Back then he was in black and white.