"Charles, your beard full of bees doesn't scare me !"
- Mrs. C. H. Spurgeon
"Honey, why don't you write a book for the children!"
- Mrs. John Owen
"What would you like today…French toast, French bread or French fries?"
- Mrs. John Calvin
"Sweetheart, I hate to tell you this, but your jokes are lame-o."
- Mrs. Albert Mohler
"I am writing a cookbook. I am calling it 'A Hodgepodge of Sweet Treats'."
- Mrs. A. A. Hodge
"You have a tiny comb stuck in your beard!"
- Mrs. B. B. Warfield
"What in Heaven's name are you doing inside our wardrobe?"
- Mrs. C. S. Lewis
"Do you feel it necessary to use a chalkboard whenever we discuss our plans for the evening?"
- Mrs. R. C. Sproul
"Do you know you misspelled 'sovereignty' throughout your manuscript?"
- Mrs. A. W. Pink
"Yeah, your hair is starting to grow again on top!"
- Mrs. Martin Luther
"There is an Indian here to see you!"
- Mrs. Jonathan Edwards
"I tell you Lucy, I am weary of people calling me Mrs. WHITEfield!"
- Mrs. George Whitefield
"This year on your birthday, I plan on having your name and Spurgeon's on the cake!"
- Mrs. John MacArthur