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Mr. Q Answers Any Question

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Amish Answers for your Daily Needs

Dear Mr. Amos,
   I am depressed, melancholy and a little heavyhearted right now. You see, my best friend, Kenny Lumpkin, is now a member of Rob Bell's church. He also stole seven grand from me and left the mustard out when he last visited. I live in on the tenth floor of an apartment building so don't tell me to build a stupid barn!
Thanks for your advice in advance,
Harvey Topeka

Dear Harvey,
I know not who this Rob Bell fellow is but, names mean something. And who could trust someone who "steals a metal object shaped like an upside down cup that makes a noise when its sides are hit with a metal piece inside it"?  Don't worry,  friend... I will build a tiny barn out of Lincoln Logs and have it delivered to your address by horse and buggy. You can thank me later.

Amish Amos On-Line

Dear Amish Dude, 
   My boss is always critical of every employee at the Burger Palace. We are short-handed and can't clean a table fast enough for him. In between making fries and burgers, he expects us to clean the ice cream machine or sweep the floor. If someone drops a bun or a tomato, he acts like we've stolen his wallet! What can we do to get him off our backs?
Johnny Rocket

Dear John,
The best thing you and your co-workers can do in this situation is to build him a barn.

The Only Amish On-Line

Brother Amos,
I read your column on the Digital Wagon Path Website and would like to ask you a question concerning relationships. My in-laws seem to be a little unfriendly towards me when my wife and I visit them. I have been married now for six months and don't quite know how to handle this situation. What can I do to win them over?
Concerned

Dear Concerned,
The best thing you can do in a situation like that is to build them a barn. 

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