Monday, October 10, 2011

Investigation of Benny Finney Funeral

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I suspected something afoot when I heard Benny Finney's funeral was to be held at the Harry Houdini Funeral Home in Denmark, Ohio. Knowing that the funeral director was a fan of Calvinistic Cartoons, I had him snap a photo of the coffin that was being used.

Upon further investigation I spotted this detail (see photo) showing that this coffin was once the property of David Blaine, the magician.

Something is rotten in Denmark and it ain't Benny Finney's body!

Funeral director, Fritz Langella, skyped me said that "Benny Hinn arrived and demanded that the doors be locked so that his faith could be free to work without hindrance from unbelief. He handed every funeral staff member a hundred dollar bill and told us to go buy a burger. His bodyguards were pretty mean looking so we headed on out for lunch. Benny Hinn told us that we should expect a miracle when we return."

Can you believe this crazy stuff?

8 comments:

  1. Just a passing thought, but if I were investigating this funeral I would want to find out if Benny Finney hapened to recently take out a large life insurance policy on himself, and, if so, who is the beneficiary. Hmmmmm?

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  2. I sense a "miracle" is about to occur with the requisite "Great Light" and returning to life description that will grow the older the story becomes.

    Watch for "Special Annointing" status to be bestowed upon Benny by his follwers making their zany comments even more entertaining!

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  3. I can't wait to read what happens next. The suspense is killing me.

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  4. Not only that SamWise, imagine the book(s) he could write.

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  5. With free will, all things are possible! YES! I BELIEVE!!!

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  6. Some suggested posibilities for Fake Coke Can:

    "There and Back Again," a Snob bit of a story

    "I Saw the Light," the true account of a prophet choosing to return

    "Burden" the story of what a chore it is to be carrying a special annointing (Hard Back $23 or Gold Leaf binding with signed autograph only $49.99)

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  7. Jed and Bob ClampettOctober 10, 2011 at 5:40 PM

    Welllll doggies...I think I see Finney in the box.

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  8. The nose and tie are an illsuion! They may be on a dummie or Benny or maybe that is the samething???

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