NOW YOU CAN SHARE IN THE SHOW!
Hi my peeps. I am the open-minded star of the show, Rob Bell. I need you to help with the future messages I will discuss on this program. Use the acronym OPRAH only. This came as a suggestion from the queen of theology herself. On this episode I will be sharing my truth in this fashion:
Oh, MY goodness!
Presuppositional Apologetics from Dr. Seuss
Real love wins
All gets ta Heaven
Hell? No! Not on MY watch!
Get the idea? I knew you would. I believe in you.
O - Only God is inherently good
ReplyDeleteP - Presuppositional and other solid forms of apologetics
R - Real love doesn't excuse unrepentant sinners
A - All believers go to Heaven (and/or the New Earth)
H - Hell? Yes, for those whose sins are not covered
How'd I do?
Bell won't like it..which means we here at Calvinistic Cartoons do.
ReplyDelete..except for the OPRAH part.
ReplyDeleteOpening forbidden doors
ReplyDeletePlaying with Theology
Rallying around idols
All about ME
Hell is only a city in Arizona
Yeah, but unfortunately I was stuck with that part. X-D
ReplyDeleteClever, Barry! ;-)
Oprah
ReplyDeletePlus
Rob
Adds up to
Hindenburg disaster (spiritually speaking, of course)
Orthodoxy
ReplyDeletePolluted
Righteousness
Abolished
Heavens!
Bell got it backwards!
ReplyDeleteHeresy
Always
Rapes
Principles of
Orthodoxy