Or: "I knew it would happen when the preacher went into overtime: the Methodists beat us to Cracker Barrel!"
"Since Chick-fil-A is out of the question."
One way or the other, they will be eating royally.
Persis beat me to the Chick-fil-A joke, and Tobias beat me to the royal joke, but I'll double-down with:"I'd really like a Royale with Cheese"
RubeRad beat me to the "I'd really like a Royale with cheese" joke so I don't have anything at all.