Granmps, I don't care how long your beard is, your hat is way to short for anybody to believe you're Abraham Lincoln!
Goodbye Grandpa, Amish you.
"So tell me Betty Jo, just who is this here Corky Velveeta you've been seeing?"
Upon seeing "Calvin Hat Co." on Miss Tulip's headgear, Solomon Finney had a hard time staying focused upon the conversation at hand.
Chris! Long time no see!
Solomon Finney...I like that! If ever there was an oxymoron...
Well, sadly, with most aspects of Solomon's life, it fits. :-P