The one who blinks first is Pre-Trib.
Cowboy with hat on: You want to know what I'm mad about Billy Bob? I'm mad because you is sayin' grace over your homemade jug of moonshine! That jest ain't right I tells ya!Billy Bob: Well, I is prayin' that I don't poison myself or go blind! Ain't nuttin wrong in that!
Ya better smile when you say "dispensational premillennialist" pard
Lefty (on the left): "Righty, if you don't put your hat back on and come out to face this open theist mob with me, this town'll be overrun!"